Kelly Osbourne Part 2

I've just finished my shift at Stonewall and have another Kelly Osbourne encounter to report.

I was chatting away to a friend of mine Jason who requested Kelly's One Word, which I happily played. A young woman, who looked more than a little under the weather, came wobbling up to us winding her hand in circles.

She must have realised neither of us knew what she was trying to indicate, and slurred, "come on mate, can't you speed it up a bit?" She wound her hand even more to emphasise the fact she thought the song was way too slow.

Now, the dance mix of One Word is one of those songs that sounds kind of slow no matter how fast it is. I didn't want to try to explain that I hadn't slowed it down, so just nodded enthusiastically, said, "sure!" and left it as it was.

Towards the end of the song she stumbled back over and mumbled, "thanks mate, that's more like it." I guess all that hand-winding sped something up for her.